2008

eatsleepdraw: mid-meeting notes: curly tree. -deborah

How I Stole Someone's Identity

Guy: What are you thinking about?
Girl: I was touching my bruise.
Guy: I enjoy doing that. They're the perfect size.
Girl: ...I was talking about my BRUISE.
Guy: Oh! I feel really awkward now.
Overheard in MD.

lomo: Oh Joy! - finally mine… Erica needs these plates.

“You must have some massive storage space in your brain or...”
— A note I found from Mon Mon...

lomo: Hanna Nyman | Product and print design (via...

Fleshmap: Studies of Desire

(via eatsleepdraw) If my hair was that cool…

Some Truly Amazing Olympics Photos

(via craytonc)

I was featured on tumblr radar!!!!!!!!! Or actually.. my...

lomo: Gypsy Eyes (via Elif Sanem Karakoc) 首の飾りかわいい。 I...

State Fair

I just got out of the shower after working twelve hours at the Maryland state fair, and I still feel...

FFFFOUND!

Seymour Glass Was Such a Sensitive...

Little boy (pointing to a plastic butterfly): Mommy, what's that?
Mom: That's a butterfly. Do you like butterflies?
Little boy (timidly): No...
Mom: Why not?
Little boy: They hurt me.
The Mall, Victoria, Canadia
--- Overheardeverywhere.com

lomo: butter buddies (via seagull)

Pixdaus: God Gave Us Pics! Well, I love zebras…

We heart it / Visual bookmark for everyone Cool sushi!

r-k: designdust: I luv this illustrator!!! Birdy &...

eatsleepdraw: During elementary and middle school, I was...

“well i see him more often with clothes on so it’s...”
— Brodo

teabrodo: it’s isaac in a couple years! HIPSTER OR...

MICA Student Accounts

So, earlier this month an extra charge of $500 was applied to my account. When I called the school,...

it was a beautiful day.

Breakfast 14.8.08 (via Bowhaus) This lady always has...

(via flickr) Taken at Ocean Downs race tracks. Will...

Mr. ___'s Driving school

Emily: ok fuck no he has an asian fetish and some weird molester idea of watching asian girls
-----My driving teacher's a creep.

supernice: There’s nothing I love more than tacked on the...

Now they all begin at once. “Snowman, oh snowman, can we have feathers too, please?” ...

“I like to use some cool words in English. We are always...”
— Yelle | Format Magazin (via...

ryder: Driveby Photobooth. Ace!

Louie Mantia - Icons Erica, figured you would get a kick...

“I saw 26 shooting stars on vacation.”
— It’s true. : ) (via...

“I have a real affinity for moss.”
— Hahahaha, oh Erica

(via deliriousmuch)

More on my flickr.

(via sleepanddream) It’s so soft.

nickdouglas: via Cockeyed.com’s Twitter

I just discovered the pancake of the...

nickdouglas: Valleywag editor Owen Thomas handed me an aerosol spray can last night. It was...

60gritbeard: jacobbijani: I thought my speakers were...

allgrownsup: This kitchen is like a Mark Ryden print come...

acidreams: “Red hearts.” by Mary Virginia Carmack

You Are Beautiful

misscedar:

ryder: Oh. That’s pretty good. gondaba: Are you gay?

Bryce's dad is a riot

Mr. Brad: Did you party hard last night?
Me: Oh yeah, we played sharks and minnows!
Mr. Brad: Ms Gail and I went skinny dipping last night
Me: [Feeling pretty awkward] Uhh... that's great!

feio: The Sartorialist - The New Trussardi Shop, Milan

FFFFOUND!

Not the First Time He's Had to Clarify...

Guy: That motherfucking cop has driven past here twice in the last fifteen minutes.
Cop (on car's loudspeaker): I'm not a motherfucker.
overheardeverywhere

Total misunderstanding, but what?!

Joey: I'll be on the next trip to Shock Trauma for your ass
Me: Whoa, What?!!
Joey: Your "crash"
Joey: "crash"

“Push it baby, push it baby, out of control. I’ve got...”
— 3OH!3 I laugh every time, this...

“In my opinion it did not feature any insanely attractive...”
— Erica’s review of Dark...

handa: Pixdaus: Popular Today Pics - spiral staircase at...

lomo: そんなあなたに - 電球造園

“I have a clock in my living room that my dad loved and it...”
— Onesentence.org

“The last thing I saw before the shrapnel hit us was my...”
— Onesentence.org

Manorola, Italy. THAT’S where I want to live.

“From the moment her arms wrapped around my chest and her...”
— Onesentence.org

“Crowd surfers are frickin annoying! They need to stay on the...”
— Erica’s thoughts on...

(via misscedar)

AHRG!

147xxxx: I grabbed a drink with a friend last night around my store last night, and I told...

I'm sick.

with a fever and a recurring stomach ache. There’s a lot of cold, and a lot of hot, so much...

Holycrapholycrapholycrap. William Beckett has...

misscedar:

jessicabigarel: Reblogged a ton of times.

Mr. Jim: You pee before you go and that's it, no stops till we come back.
Me: Well... that's a long time to go without peeing. Erica, you always drink a ton of water.
Mr. Jim: You're probably the peeingest of us all!
Ms. Karen: I only go once a day.
Everyone: There's something wrong with you!
Mr. Jim: I go about 10 times. (To Erica) You probably go about 20! (to me) I'd say you go about 6-7 times.
Haha, whaaaat?

Panties.

Ms. Karen: She couldn't spend the night the other night because she didn't have any underwear and Ashley kept calling them panties.
Mr. Jim: Well, panties is a more feminine name, if I was a girl I'd call them panties.
Ms. Karen: If you were really tough you'd call them skivvies or knickers. Or you could be like Victor, and go...
Me: Commando?

(via misscedar)

nevver: Polanoid Pretty.

nevver: Chris Piascik

Max: Shit!
Wanda: Excuse me?
Max: Ahum... shit.

“I don’t resent the fact that she jumped on me in the...”
— Onesentence.orgFound by...

Especially If It's Not the Hair on Your...

Teenage boy #1: I just get so nervous when she touches me, man. I think I'm ready to tell her how I feel.
Teenage boy #2: No, no, no, dude! Wait till she plays with your hair. When she plays with your hair, that's love.
Overheard Everywhere

Came back to this after dinner

pluie de the: hey hottie mchothot
pluie de the: i need to eat something. but i love you!!

60gritbeard: via www.designboom.com

microwalrus: We heart it / Visual bookmark for everyone I...

sarazucker: etsy highlight: margauxlange no, you aren’t...

sarazucker: “o romeo, romeo! wherefore art thou, romeo?”...

June 28th

i’m terrified of going back to the house. or being anywhere near him. and i don’t...

via Ffffound

“I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all...”
— Sylvia Plath (via misscedar)

suwaowalog: . (via GraemeNicol)

misscedar:

Pantone Badge Concept

ryder: oooooo (via misscedar)

ryder: wow… i must live there. misscedar:

Selection of Illustration Projects on the Behance Network I...

Fixed - Fawn on the Behance Network Super awesome, but...

“So if at any point during intercourse, your partner starts...”
— oh LOL from cracked.com’s list...

I guess he skipped health 1.

“I’m so tired. I probably have AIDS.”
— Momma (via teabrodo) I love...

“Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do…..unless it’s fun. Then do...”
— Buddy (via ryder)

666 666

ryder: the numbers you have to push to type mon mon’s name in a text message. Thanks Erica.

“You don’t want me to take my magic school bus inside...”

“don’t you love that store… i have to sometimes...”
— From Stella Im...

60gritbeard: via www.graphic-exchange.com

Worst month ever

… Edit will come.

Hair Font

“Listen baby, I don’t know about you but I’m...”
— “One Touch” by Doe...

Symbolism

Blair: What's symbolic of the Middle East?
Erica: Mon Mon.
...
Erica: Wait, that's the MIDDLE East.

“I feel like I’m taking...

teabrodo: this is a painting. What the fuck.

60gritbeard: “body bakery” I saw this before somewhere,...

Things Rachel and I Argue About

(via mwuski) I got an SLR camera! And I’m just...

Shrivelled faith (via Armando Maynez) I love this, I keep...

“It’s a little like one of those shows on TV where they...”
— supernova

60gritbeard: 10 Cameraphone Photographs that Rock

60gritbeard: brand tags Amazing tag clouds

“Thanks Jesus, but I’m going to figure this out on my own.”
— Dr. Kachur (via teabrodo)

“You need to teach your man to be more Asian. Srsly, he...”
— Thank you Matt for making me...

Last week? Or two weeks ago we had a fire drill during first...

60gritbeard: FFFFOUND! Buddha Machine

"Green Pornography".

“When I woke up this morning I was so confused. I was naked...”
— Not from me.

Golden Compass

ryder: I now desperately want my own daemon, to ride a polar bear, and live in a world where the...

teabrodo: my puzzle piece at school on the wall of...

[Sweaty kid runs in to the English commons area red-faced and panting like he just ran around the school]
Kid: Is the 6th grade play practicing in here?
Bontekoe: No, uhh... How did you get in here?
Kid: The front door was open.
Bontekoe: Oh, get out! You need to get out.
[Feet pound across the pavement outside Bonty's room 2 minutes later]

BodyWorlds

E.Brodo: Her boobs are really fucking ugly.
Mon Mon: Did you see her vagina?
E.Brodo: ....That's the strangest thing you've ever said to me.

“Girls don’t have homework! Only kids do!”
— A four year old that I babysit...

“What did it matter if she had the brain of a grape? It...”
— Once Upon a time in the North...

Yellow Painted Trains : Observer in Yellow (via...

One Sentence

teabrodo: word clock I had a strange dream last night,...

lithium: Untitled Document